Crunk Cross MPLS 10-10-2009
So here's the friggin deal yo....
THIS RACE IS UNLICENSED UNSANCTIONED
UNCENSORED, UNSPONSORED AND GENERALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
RIDE AT YR OWN RISK.
I got this stupid idea back at the beginning of the summer and it's finally come together. Crunk Cross MPLS – sounds fun right? Well that's exactly what it's supposed to be, fun. Got it? Good. Leave your all-pro attitude at home and come ride it out in parts of this fine city rarely seen.
As with any “cross” race there will be alcohol, drinking, smoking, all encouraged. There's even a “DRUNK” class if you really want to go for it. Although it should be noted: you won't necessarily win the “DRUNK” class by being the most drunk, but it will be considered.
There will also be a considerable amount of Trespassing. With a capital “T”....so.... ya know, yeah
The course weaves through approx 15 miles of city streets, alleys, paths, off road, rr tracks, trails, etc. Be prepared.
You will need:
$5 Entry fee goes directly into the Winner's Purse.
That's pretty much it.
You will elect to ride in these three classes:
Wring what you bring
Get classy and drink all along the way.
If you are going to rock the “DRUNK” class bring some $$,
there are stops at bars and drinks ain't free last time I checked.
Oh, and don't forget your ID.
Right down to business.
Bust out that Magna Glacier Point, Great Divide,
Ghetto Blaster, what ever you call it.
If it's seriously busted it classifies.